“Nobody ever says to men, ‘How can you be a Congressman and a father?’” — Patricia Schroeder (via songsgetlouder)
when someone doesn’t understand your pun
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
yoooooooooo its 5am again
“We’re a band, but at the end of the day, we’re sisters. We run around festivals together, we get funnel cakes, and take pictures and have a good time together” - Este Haim.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
the greatest escape in the history of ever
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
“yuri is better than yaoi” — god probably (via methclass)
/co/ recently made the perfect redhead.